Not only is my own book, Love in the Time of Dinosaurs, available on Amazon, but you can now read six other spectacular first novels that will satisfy your thirst for the fresh, new weird.
You’d all be well-advised to read the instant classics selected for this years New Bizarro Author Series while they’re still less than ten dollars on Amazon. One day these books will be sold in Harper Collins cardboard gift sets. One of these books may even go to the moon.
This year: A man wielding a horse dildo will become a warrior for humanity. Men and women dressed as animals will be eaten. A hapless purveyor of donuts will witness the grisly death of two pieces of sentient fruit. A man will awake to find an egg between his legs. Furniture will be taught to copulate. A confused man will discover that he is his wife.
Here they are at last:
Love in the Time of Dinosaurs by Kirsten Alene