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M√ľnchausen Syndrome by Proxy

I really don’t like children. With very few exceptions, I find them dirty, sticky, loud, rude, small, and highly frenetic. All of these attributes disturb me. But yesterday I felt so sorry for a small child that I almost kidnapped … Continue reading

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An Update

It has been quite some time since I posted anything. I have been in the midst of new job training, writing and editing my next book, publishing beautiful selections of flash fiction for Bizarro Central, and copy-editing massive feats of … Continue reading

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An Update from Inside

Early this morning my husband and I descended down the dark, dank stairwell to the Dinosaur Shelter. I built the walls mostly out of Wheaties Brand Breakfast cereal. Not many know this, but one of the most effective ways to … Continue reading

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THE DINOSAUR APOCALYPSE

The hour is at hand. Now go buy Love in the Time of Dinosaurs and prepare for battle.

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DINOSAUR TIME

Don’t forget to go to amazon.com and buy Love in the Time of Dinosaurs RIGHT NOW.

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The Enemy

Yesterday a woman stormed out of the coffee shop I work at because there was not enough caramel sauce in the four dollar drink she purchased. “I can put some more in there for you, miss,” I said. “Never mind. … Continue reading

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THE DINOSAUR APOCALYPSE

What was it that killed the dinosaurs? And what will bring them back? Was it a meteorite 40 kilometers in diameter smashing into the Yucatan Peninsula and plunging the prehistoric world into six dinosaur generations of darkness? Was it the … Continue reading

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