I really don’t like children. With very few exceptions, I find them dirty, sticky, loud, rude, small, and highly frenetic. All of these attributes disturb me. But yesterday I felt so sorry for a small child that I almost kidnapped … Continue reading
It has been quite some time since I posted anything. I have been in the midst of new job training, writing and editing my next book, publishing beautiful selections of flash fiction for Bizarro Central, and copy-editing massive feats of … Continue reading
Early this morning my husband and I descended down the dark, dank stairwell to the Dinosaur Shelter. I built the walls mostly out of Wheaties Brand Breakfast cereal. Not many know this, but one of the most effective ways to … Continue reading
The hour is at hand. Now go buy Love in the Time of Dinosaurs and prepare for battle.
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Yesterday a woman stormed out of the coffee shop I work at because there was not enough caramel sauce in the four dollar drink she purchased. “I can put some more in there for you, miss,” I said. “Never mind. … Continue reading