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Monthly Archives: September 2011
An Update from Inside
Early this morning my husband and I descended down the dark, dank stairwell to the Dinosaur Shelter. I built the walls mostly out of Wheaties Brand Breakfast cereal. Not many know this, but one of the most effective ways to … Continue reading
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THE DINOSAUR APOCALYPSE
The hour is at hand. Now go buy Love in the Time of Dinosaurs and prepare for battle.
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DINOSAUR TIME
Don’t forget to go to amazon.com and buy Love in the Time of Dinosaurs RIGHT NOW.
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The Enemy
Yesterday a woman stormed out of the coffee shop I work at because there was not enough caramel sauce in the four dollar drink she purchased. “I can put some more in there for you, miss,” I said. “Never mind. … Continue reading
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Weapons Technology
If you read Love in the Time of Dinosaurs, you already know that dinosaurs have seriously advanced weapons technology. And when they come back, they’re going to be totally prepared. Of course, this will only happen if enough people buy … Continue reading
Fourteen Days Until the Dinosaur Apocalypse
With just fourteen days to go until the most important event in the history of mankind, I’ve taken some time to set up a Dinosaur Shelter complete with a large supply of weapons and fireflies. You can find a lot … Continue reading
Pterodactyl Samurai 